THE LEAST SURPRISING NEWS OF THE CENTURY
Britney and K-Fed. To steal a word from "Laguna Beach": Dunzo. Gee, what took you so long, Brit? Two years with that pud? That was about a year and eleven months more than I would've thought. Good for you. She's citing "irreconcilable differences" for the split and wants full custody of both kids. Translated: Someone please get this white trash, back-up dancer out of my life and as far away from my kids as possible. I'm almost positive these two signed a pre-nup, but I know he's gets "x" amount of millions once she eventually kicked him to the curb. That sucks. I would've loved to seen him living under the 405 freeway in a couple weeks dancing on cardboard boxes, and screaming to himself as he walked up and down the street with his shopping cart, "Watch out now! The beast has a toaster, and if jibber jabber ain't gonna cut it, then my red shoe down dirty all over the place!" That's what homeless people say to themselves, right? A moment of silence for America's couple. Please. Everybody. Bow your heads. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: If these two can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?
posted by reality steve at 2:26 PM
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Kevin federline can forget getting his hands on Britney's wealth. The singer is worth more than £65 million but most of that money is safe as the couple had a prenup agreement.
The £4 million Malibu mansion, currently home to Britney, and sometimes to Federline, will be divided 50/50.
Any gift worth more than $10,000 (£5,200) the couple have given each other will go back to the original purchaser.
This includes a custombuilt motorcycle Britney gave her husband for
Christmas two years ago. Even though he won't have access to her millions, Britney will still support him for a while. She has to pay Federline $30,000 (£15,700) a month for a year - half the time they were wed. This means that he will receive about £180,000.
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