THE BACHELOR RECAP RETURNS TOMORROW!

For those that are wondering where I've been, no need to worry anymore. I'm back, I'm refreshed, and ready for the upcoming season of the "Bachelor". The column will return tomorrow morning and will be up every Tuesday morning like its always been. I'm already sick to my stomach about how Lt. Andy Baldwin is already the most perfect male specimen that's ever been produced on the planet (according to ABC). He pretty much will make every guy who watches this show feel like an incomplete loser who's never accomplished anything in his life. Gee, can't wait. See you all tomorrow.